Interesting — Roundest Object, Sonic Black Hole, Relativistic Arbitrage

* “Roundest Object In The World”: I could so bowl 300 with one of these.
* “Sonic Black Hole”: Bring one of these to your next meeting, watch hilarity ensue.
* “Relativistic Statistical Arbitrage”: This is why I would make a crappy day trader, I always forget to include relativistic effects.