Can’t miss gifts for father’s day

No way your father has any of these…

* “LED showerhead with remote control”: Wrong on so many levels.
* “Barking USB Dog”: Just because you can make something, doesn’t mean you should.
* “RoadKill Rug”: High fashion in parts of West Virginia.
* “DIY Liquid Nitrogen Generator”: A thousand and one uses.
* “The Thing Quarterly”: No need to pick out an unusual useless trinket for your dad, let The Thing send him one regularly.
* Screw the Weber grill, get him a “Fuego modular outdoor kitchen”: