What Michigan Fans Do In The Football Offseason
Besides winding down the auto industry, and engaging in unnameable rituals in the U.P., they apparently spend all their time obsessing about the decline of their football program as compared to that of The Ohio State University.
That’s not all. We also like to 1) smack around our hourly/I mean OSU grad workers, 2) give a toast to Mo Clarett, Art Schlichter and all the other upstanding citizens that OSU has provided to the world (“…let’s watch the Bucks in my cell…” “no mine” “no mine, argue again and I’ll steal your phone!” “want to bet”)….