Morning Laughs

* Love the Ballmer chair-throwing game. Though I can’t seem to find Kai-Fu on the game at all. I guess I suck at throwing chairs. * And the always popular religion jokes

Funny Bone

* Despair Inc. OK I can’t imagine ever actually ordering any of these posters but they do crack me up. * The Air Force Pain Beam. OK I am not sure why I find this funny, says something sad about me. * Danny reminds me of the Paul is Dead mania. * Room Defender Sentry ...

Diversions

* Spiderman reviews crayons from angiemckaig.com * Worldometers from the Scobleizer

Beyond the Avalanche

International? 7300 CXT; — nice pointer from Sam.

Cicade safety tips

Cicadaville.com – Premier Cicada information source – ha ha ha ha ha. Man this takes me back 34 years. Excerpt: Q: Do Cicadas make that loud buzzing sound to attract a mate? A: No, that is a common myth. Our research indicates that sound is actually a battle cry that roughly translates as Kill the ...

Custom T-shirts

p. Hey I needed a goofy t-shirt recently and found Zazzle. Very easy to create my own shirt, easy to upload graphics, and the t-shirt shipped 1 day later and arrived fast. Great service, good range of products, very easy web-based design tool. Oh and very economic to order quantity 1. p. I also considered ...

The Shizzolater

In the spirit of Jive and other past efforts, the Shizzolater. Via Scobleizer: Microsoft Geek Blogger. Very funny.

Beer and Wine

From Dave at just procrastinating: Should I be drinking wine or beer? This study suggests beer for cancer prevention. While there are all kinds of studies that show red wine is good for heart disease. There really aren’t enough hours in the evening for me to be doing all this drinking for my health. If ...

Haiku error messages

Tong Family Blog: Haiku for Windows — I saw these years ago and they cracked me up then. May be apocryphal but still hilarious. My favorite: Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

Optical Illusions

The latest works — the first is just amazing.

Who reads what

Ha, from my friend Tim. Probably a classic but I hadn’t seen in memory: Who Reads What and Why The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. The Washington Post is read by people who think ...

Getting on the "Crash Different" bandwagon

Very funny — Rebecca’s Blog

Crazytalk

This looks too goofy to not buy — Brief introduction to CrazyTalk

Talking Dog Joke

From my Dad — a great one! In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there. “You talk?” he ...

Top April Fools Pranks of All Time

— http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/top100.html

Harvard Joke

Harvard Joke. From Dave. Ha.

Worst Breakfast Ever

Worst Breakfast Ever. The Hungry Man All Day Breakfast.

Wired News: Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Diamonds

Cremains into Diamonds. This is pretty strange — Wired News: Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Diamonds

Dogs

Dogs. Why they kill their owners — courtesy of my friend Cory. Apologize for the size.

Wine Fun

Wine Fun. As someone who spent his early adult years in Ohio drinking Bud and fine Ohio wines, I really related with this article in The New Yorker