Sep 5 2009

Funny things I read this morning


Jun 29 2009

College football AND jokes about France

An underexplored genre. To be fair, France did try to surrender in the first quarter – Dr. Saturday… – NCAA Football – Rivals.com.


Sep 30 2008

September Madness

Bracket up at techcrunch. Awesomeness. My money is on Berkshire Hathaway


Sep 10 2008

The World Did Not End Today

MAKE: Blog: ‘Big Bang’ experiment starts well. Whew.


Aug 18 2008

Amazing trained Michigan cat

A guy walks into a bar in Ann Arbor wearing a Michigan jersey. And carrying a cat that also has a Michigan jersey on with a little Wolverine helmet on his head, too.

The guy says to the bartender, “Can my cat and I watch the Michigan game here? My TV at home broke down and my cat and I always watch the game together”.

The bartender replies, “Normally, cats wouldn’t be allowed in the bar, but it’s not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there’s any trouble with you or the cat, I’ll have to ask you to leave.”

The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon Michigan manages to kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on the bar, walks all the way down and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says, “Hey, that’s pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?”

The guy answers, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 2 years.”


Jul 20 2008

Amusing things


May 15 2008

Hitler Remixes Are Big — on YouTube

Hitler Remixes Are Big — on YouTube | The Underwire from Wired.com — these are awesome, i loved the patriots one and the xbox one.


Apr 19 2008

The NBA Jumps the Shark

From Five Tool Tool – The Sports Blog That Loves You Back: And the Association Sticks the Landing! – The Sports Blog That Loves You Back:

How can you tell when a sports league has jumped the shark? It lands in Oklahoma City.

Ha ha ha ha ha.


Mar 30 2008

Worst Christmas Gift Ever — C-jump will teach your kids how to program

C-jump will teach your kids how to program » Coolest Gadgets


Mar 30 2008

Disturbing Wiring

Dark Roasted Blend: Disturbing Wiring, Part 4 — we have 5 miles of Cat5 in our house, I can relate


Mar 13 2008

Snakebots, courtesy Carnegie Mellon University

Snakebots, courtesy Carnegie Mellon University — awesome, nightmares about snakes and killer robots now.


Jan 31 2008

The Best Extinct Animals

The Best: Extinct Animals, From an Elephant Bird to a 10-Foot-Long, Four-Eyed Spider — a 7 foot long centipede. a 4 eyed spider-like thing. eek.


Jan 30 2008

Sports are interesting

Professional Sports Is Very Interesting | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source“Each and every victory of a team full of people I’ll never meet over another team full of people I’ll never meet is a complex web of nuance and metaphor to contemplate at great length.”


Nov 13 2007

These made me laugh


Aug 29 2007

You can eat coal?!?

SignOnSanDiego.com > News > World — Chinese miners trapped for 6 days ate coal, drank urine, cracked jokes about their wives“At the end, we were so hungry we ate coal and thought it tasted delicious.”


Jul 6 2007

Friday funnies


Oct 24 2006

OSU #1…

…at Home Depot — #1 selling paint? Ohio State scarlet & gray : Fanblogs College Football Blog


Sep 26 2006

JOHN L. SMITH FAILS TO FINISH SANDWICH, PUZZLE

Consider this early pre-reading for the trip to East Lansing.

EDSBS ? Archive ? JOHN L. SMITH FAILS TO FINISH SANDWICH, PUZZLE

EAST LANSING, MI–Michigan State Coach John L. Smith was unable to finish a pastrami on rye sandwich at Side Streets Deli today, citing the overly generous portions of lunchmeat on the sandwich and the “really thick bread” it was served on.

“It was just too much for me,” said Smith, packing the remaining half of the sandwich into wax paper sheepishly. “All that meat and bread. I felt pretty confident going into the second piece, but one bite and I was finished. They really pile on the meat at that place, I tell you.”


Sep 13 2006

Buckeyes in '07

Buckeye Fans Already Setting Sights On Next Year’s Championship

AUSTIN, TX–After watching their team’s decisive victory over the Texas Longhorns on Saturday, Ohio State fans realized that the Buckeyes were virtually unbeatable and perfect in every way. Having locked up the 2006 NCAA championship in only the second week of the season, those fans were left to ponder the only question remaining: Who will the Buckeyes beat in 2007?


Jan 10 2006

Are You Marcus Vick?

The “Are You Marcus Vick” poll. My favorite Q is number 6:

6. Your favorite color is:

a.) Periwinkle

b.) Red

c.) Why are you asking me this shit? What’s my favorite color? What kind of faggot-ass shit is that? Why are you asking me that when you know I’m strapped. Yeah, you heard me punk. D-Eagle strapped. You see this? That’s killin’ steel right there, son–back the fuck up with that color shit. That’s right, back. The. Fuck. Up. Now we got some respect going on here. What? What, huh?!? What!!!