No way your father has any of these…
- LED showerhead with remote control. Wrong on so many levels.
- Barking USB Dog. Just because you can make something, doesn’t mean you should.
- RoadKill Rug. High fashion in parts of West Virginia.
- DIY Liquid Nitrogen Generator. A thousand and one uses.
- The Thing Quarterly. No need to pick out an unusual useless trinket for your dad, let The Thing send him one regularly.
- Screw the Weber grill, get him a Fuego modular outdoor kitchen